The 17 Funniest Elephant Jokes and Puns

+ 5 Super Cute Elephant Baby Videos

January 7, 2021
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Since Click A Tree exists because of elephants, many of you ask for elephant jokes. But of course not just any elephant joke. You want the world’s #1 funniest elephant joke. And you surely deserve it.

Since Click A Tree exists because of elephants, many of you ask for elephant jokes. But of course not just any elephant joke. You want the world’s #1 funniest elephant joke. And you surely deserve it.

And because we love you we added 9 hilarious elephant jokes, 7 elephantastic elephant puns and 5 super cute elephant baby videos to the article. But careful, some of the elephant jokes are a bit naughty, one could say they’re elephant jokes for adults.

The 17 Funniest Elephant Jokes and Puns Curated by Click A Tree

Ready to laugh your trunk off?

Elephant Jokes for Adults – The World’s Funniest Elephant Joke

World's Best Elephant Joke by Click A Tree

Little Max and his mum visit the local zoo for the first time.

Little Max is fascinated by all the exotic creatures he sees for the first time in real life.

He stares up the giraffes’ long necks. 🦒

Laughs at the funny monkeys. 🐵

And begs to take a cute baby bear home. 🐼

All he gets is an ice-cream. 🍧 Good beginning.

They stroll along, and suddenly find themselves staring at the elephant enclosure – home to three elephant cows and one handsome elephant bull. 🐘

Max is immediately intrigued by the gentle male giant.

He admires the huge tusks.

The massive ears.

The muscly trunk.

The ever-moving tail.

The… hold on. What is that?

“Mummy, what is that between the elephant’s legs?”

Mum blushes. She opines it is way too early to offer Max an elaborate biology session, and simply mutters: “That, Max? That’s… eh… that’s nothing. Come on, let’s move on.”

And with that she pulls Max over to the lions. 🦁

Understandably, Max isn’t satisfied with the answer. 🤨

A plan is forged. As mummy doesn’t want to tell him, he drags daddy to the zoo the following weekend. 🧔

They rush past the giraffes, hardly notice the monkeys and completely ignore the bears.

Max pushes straight to the elephant enclosure, and doesn’t hold back a second.

“Daddy, what is that between the elephant’s legs?”

Dad, visibly proud to teach his son a valuable lesson, replies: “That, my son, is a penis.”

Little Max is confused. “Daddy, that’s strange, because mum said it is nothing.”

A smug grin befalls daddy’s face as he replies: “Well, my son, what can I say? In that respect your mum is simply too spoilt.”

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There you have it, the world’s #1 funniest elephant joke.

And it reminded us of this hilarious image… wait until you see it… 😂

Funny Elephant Joke Image Wait until you see it its not a leg...

But since everyone’s taste for humor is different, here are 16 further (mostly) funny elephant jokes and puns for you.

Oh, and: Yes, there’s this super cute elephant baby video for you at the end as well. It will make your day.

Which one is your personal favorite?

5 Semi-Funny Jokes with Elephants and (or on) Trees

Q: How do you get an elephant up a tree?
A: Plant a seed. Have the elephant stand on top of where you planted it. Wait 50 years.

How do you get an elephant up a tree? Elephant Jokes Curated by Click A Tree

Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A: To stomp out forest fires.
Q: Why do elephants have large feet?
A: To stomp out flaming ducks!

Q: How is an elephant like a tree?
A: They are both gray. Well, except the tree.

Q: But what do trees and elephants have in common?
A: They have big trunks.

Elephant Jokes - What do elephants and trees have in common? By Click A Tree

Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A: So they can hide on cherry trees.

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3 Rather Funny Water and Elephant Jokes

Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant and a fish?
A: Swimming Trunks!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish? Elephant Jokes curated by Click A Tree

Q. Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming together?
A. Because they only had one pair of trunks!

Q: How do you get an elephant out of the water?
A: Wet.

Talking of elephants and water: Have you seen this elephant crashing the pool party? Would you stay as calm as the two in the video?

And then there were these two super cute youngster frolicking in the mud… (It’s not that funny. It’s just super darn cute.)

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1 Completely Random Elephant Joke

Q: What was the elephant doing on the freeway?
A: About 5 mph

This elephant came in a little faster than 5 mph – until it was stopped by a guy with nerves of steel. How would you have reacted?

The 7 Funniest Elephant Puns

Q: What is large, grey, and wears glass slippers?
A: Cinderelephant.

Q: What do you call en elephant with an extra long nose?
A: Smellephant.

What do you call an elephant with an extra long nose? Elephant Jokes Curated by Click A Tree

Q: What do you call an unimportant elephant?
A: Irrelephant.

Q: What do you call an elephant that never showers?
A: A smellyphant!

Q: How do elephants talk to each other?
A: On the ele-phone!

Q: How do elephants keep cool?
A: Ear conditioning!

Q: What do you call an elephant that has read all these hilarious elephant jokes and puns here?
A: An elaughant.

Elephant Jokes Curated by Click A Tree - What do you call an elephant that has read all these hilarious elephant jokes and puns here?

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Bonus: The Cutest Elephant Baby Videos

Originally we only had one super cute elephant baby video in this post. However, thanks to your excited feedback, we added a few more.

They Rhythmic Baby Elephant That Lost Her Balance

A dancing baby elephant losing her balance. Way too cute!

The Elephant Baby on the Mud Slide

You surely have seen this adorable elephant baby sliding through the mud, haven’t you?

But have you seen it getting entangled in a liana as well?

We could watch this all day…

But if you thought mud slides are only for baby elephants, you’re wrong. It’s the same like human parents gift their kids parents that they actually want to use themselves.

Clumsy Baby Elephants

BBC Earth filmed some of the clumsiest elephant babies – and educates us why this is absolutely understandable.

And now you’ll perfectly understand why this super cute baby elephant has troubles finding its trunk and feet…

Copy Cat Baby Elephant Copies Everything His Mom Does

Check out this funny little calf copying everything his mom does. Doesn’t this brighten your day?

Your Opinion, Please

Help us get funnier! Which one is your favorite elephant joke? And which is your favorite video? Or which one is missing?

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